Comedian doesn't realize the joke is on them when they're unknowingly condescending to the bar's manager: 'I'm the manager and I will never book you again'

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    Performer didn't realise I was the manager Some years ago, my partner and I managed a bar and we had live acts every Friday night. We had inherited a few bookings from the previous managers, but we honoured the bookings.
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    One night, we had a comedian who before us had performed regularly at the bar. Anyway, at the time, I dressed like a student and had long, dyed hair. The regulars all knew I was the manager and had no problems with my appearance.
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    The comedian starts his act and spots me collecting glasses and proceeds to complain about students, how lazy they are, look at this one, can't get a "proper" job, what's with her hair, etc. no laughter, so he carries on laying into me. I smile and continue working.
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    After the set, I walk over to give him his cash and he's already got more dates to book with us. The joy as I said "No thanks, I'm the manager and I will never book you again." Watching his face fall was beautiful.
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    MotionlessTrav... • 5h ago Jokes on him.
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    pepperpat64 · 5h ago That dude seriously thought anyone working in a bar is lazy? Did he only perform in churches and senior centers before this? What a
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    FrangibleSoul • 5h ago Read the crowd dude. Read the crowd.
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    Poinsettia917 • 5h ago . I'm guessing that he had to get a real job after failing as a comedian.
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    MightyMightyM... .• 4h ago First of all, f him. Second, excellent a little more than petty revenge. Third, that's not even funny. That's the mark of a beginning comedian, going negative and picking on people. You were well shot of him.
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    nicknick1584 4h ago • He could have been hilarious if he understood the crowds reaction and asked you what you do and then when you said you manage the place, he could have jokingly (obviously) "well f me. Guess I picked the wrong person. Lol. Probably my last show HERE tonight." and the crowd would have laughed.
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    InsertWittySayi... • 3h ago "No one wants to work" jokes and picks someone actually working? I bet the rest of the set was equally hilarious.
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